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Wha? Ah. Sorry. Drifted off there for a minute. I was up until 4 a.am. last night working. And this time when I say working, I mean “working” and not “working.” It was super professional you guys. There were, like, tie clips and TPS reports all up ins.

Also floppy discs and . . . spread . . . sheets . . . ?

The thing is that I don’t really have a topic for this week, because I’m literally still asleep. Like right now. I’m sitting unconscious at the computer, typing this in some kind of fevered, sleep-deprived hummingbird state, and later today I’ll wake up and discover this entry. And then the real mystery will begin.

In the meantime, I heard somewhere that normal people just write blog entries about whatever is happening in their lives. No need for a specific topic. Right? That’s a thing? Let’s do that.

So uhh, how does this work? Do I just talk about stuff I’ve done recently? Well today I slept in to a degree that, in my place, even long term coke fiends living under a tarp behind 7-11 might reconsider their life choices. Then I started on a blog entry, painfully aware that I had no idea how I was going to fill it. Then I started writing about writing about that, and – no! Too recent. I’m so bad at this! Ugh! Stupid!

You know what readers, why don’t we just call this one. Huh? It’s ok, really. Spend the time you would’ve used reading my incoherent ramblings and go check out The Superficial instead. Justin Bieber jokes and Lindsey Lohan courtroom pics for everyone. Who doesn’t like that?


See you next week. Go home Blog’s over. Sleep now.