So you ladies out there know how it is, right? You have a few girlfriends over, watch a little TrueBlood, maybe have a few cocktails, and then eventually somebody will suggest how totally radsauce it would be if there was a Sherlock Holmes style tv show set in Victorian England, except, like, starring dogs. It’ll be great! My dog can be Sherlock because we already own the (canine-sized) hat, and yours can be Watson because she’s missing a bunch of teeth and we can say she lost them in Afghanistan. All we need is the theme music!
And then I walk through the door. And the burden falls to me.
You think a relationship can stay afloat if you don’t occasionally write theme music for your wife’s theoretical animal-based detective shows? Marriage doesn’t function that way! It’s work, dammit!
So here’s…here’s this. Click the thing under this thing and you can hear the thing.
Also, I would totally watch this show.