Hi Everyone!

It was my birthday earlier this week, and so I wrote a game music cue to celebrate the fact that I–and many other people–managed to go a whole year without dying. For klutzy people like me, the world is a nonstop carnival of horrors, and so my birthday tends to be less about another year of my life than it is a marker for how few fatal accidents I’ve had. This is the 28th annual celebration of me successfully scraping peanut butter off of all the electrical outlets in my house with a fork without becoming a human transformer. A record best!

Anyway, hope you guys like this one. And to the lone roller skate that, as I can see through my front window, is perched ominously at the top of a flight of concrete stairs, I see you.

Not today, you sly bastard. Not today.